Thursday, December 27, 2007

LIES!!

I've been living a lie for the past 8 years. Up to this point, I've shaped my whole life around false information, only to discover that I've been wrong this whole time. When I thought that I was a Summer palette, I really am a Winter. Yeah, I know. How did I not know that? What am I? Colorblind?

People kept throwing lavender at me like I was supposed to claim it as my color. Maybe I didn't want lavender. Maybe I wanted burgundy instead. Pastels, they said, would soften my features. Bring out the "pink undertones" and bring out my "dark features." WRONG! dead wrong. I've had enough of the baby blues and the powder pinks. I'm a sharp woman who wears sharp colors and that's the end of it!