Thursday, December 27, 2007

LIES!!

I've been living a lie for the past 8 years. Up to this point, I've shaped my whole life around false information, only to discover that I've been wrong this whole time. When I thought that I was a Summer palette, I really am a Winter. Yeah, I know. How did I not know that? What am I? Colorblind?

People kept throwing lavender at me like I was supposed to claim it as my color. Maybe I didn't want lavender. Maybe I wanted burgundy instead. Pastels, they said, would soften my features. Bring out the "pink undertones" and bring out my "dark features." WRONG! dead wrong. I've had enough of the baby blues and the powder pinks. I'm a sharp woman who wears sharp colors and that's the end of it!

Friday, October 26, 2007

yea yeah

I wasn't going to say anything, but I'm psychic. I'm not going to say anymore.

Sunday, October 21, 2007

I wasn't going to drink pop for a week. That includes diet coke, even though I don't drink that much. I tried for a day. I was super crabby this morning. So I let myself have a mere half a cup and now I feel like I'm floating on air now.

Wednesday, October 3, 2007